A study conducted in Hungary has confirmed that leaving your mobile phone in your pocket willl cause your balls to rot. The study suggests that the radiation from a phone on a belt or in their pocket, even on standby, is enough to have an effect on both sperm count, and the mobility of surviving sperm.

The study, which looked at 221 men, compared the sperm count of men who carried a handset for most of the day with the sperm of those who did not own a phone.

Dr Imre Fejes of the University of Szeged in Hungary led the research. He reported that the average sperm counts of men who were very active phone users was around 59 million per millilitre of seminal fluid, compared with 83 million for the men without phones.

My god, it gives me the jitters now that all along since I first have my handphone, I always keep it in between my crotch close to my balls while driving my daily routine journey for years. But hey on another note, if we don't keep it in our pockets, then where else can we keep them? Back pocket? Somehow I feel that someone is gonna come up with another buttocks problem from too much "magnetic field" on their ass.

p/s : Perhaps that explains why the so called modern yuppies in urban areas have less kids - men always carry their handsets 24/7!!!! Family planning eh?

Posted by Wan Mohd Fahimi @ 11:53 AM